Hipster Degeneration?!!?

I must admit, when it comes to the subculture known as "Hipsters" I am at a loss!! I don't understand them, and I fear what I don't understand!!! I cannot get my mind around the "why" and the "reason" for being and/or becoming a hipster!!? The only thing I can come up with is, it's just another way to stand out, do something different, metaphorically scream..."HEY LOOK AT ME, IM NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, IM DIFFERENT AND DO IRONIC THINGS!!" That being said, I feel completely comfortable in saying that "Hipsters" are attention whores!! They have cornered the market on "douchebaggery" and "Ironic Idiocy"! The funny thing to me is, they seem to think they are doing something new. They seem to think they are "Original Cool" and have discovered a new brand of "deck" as they call it, which means cool in "hipster" btw! What "deck" ACTUALLY MEANS IS :

DECK (N)

1. A platform extending horizontally from one side of a ship to the other.
2.
a. A platform or surface likened to a ship's deck.
b. A roofless, floored structure, typically with a railing, that adjoins a house.
c. The roadway of a bridge or an elevated freeway.
3.
a. A pack of playing cards.
b. A group of data processing cards.
4. A tape deck.
5. Slang A packet of narcotics.
tr.v. decked, deck·ing, decks
1. To furnish with or as if with a deck.



Hmmmm...nope...I do not see any deffinition in there about "deck" meaning "cool"...how interresting!! But I digress, they think they have discovered something new, when in reality, they are just stealing someone elses shit!! As with all fad/trends, I predict this will not last long, and come next year these unoriginal posers will be on to the next whatever non-conformist thing comes next!! I suppose though it is the world we live in, we are all slaves to trends is some form or another. That is understandable and even somewhat excuseable, however...when you take it to the Nth degree, like those cute and cuddly, judgemental, unoriginal douchebags known as "HIPSTERS" , then it just becomes annoying and old!! We should all take a lesson from these people, they are shiny billboards of what NOT TO DO....EVER!! I am not kncocking on "hipsters" just for the sake of doing it, far from it. I just believe that if you want to be original, and/or stand out from the crowd, then actually BE original...don't just rip off something that has been around since the 50's and call it new!! Thanks guys...have a good day!! :D

Humans!! THEY REALLY PISS ME OFF!!!

I would like to take a little time to talk about the unreliability of the human race. You people, I just can't understand you all at times. You say one thing, then do another. You make up extravagant excuses, when a simple truth would have sufficed! You fight useless wars, for only monetary reasons, or to ensure favorable governments, which when is all said and done, is all about currency anyway! Your so-called "politics" is just a clever way of saying, "I can get away with just about anything, given enough money and influence." You make up the most elaborate lies, to sway and convince a very ignorant populace into believing anything you want them to. There are certain groups, or organizations, that know what is coming, and have played and are playing an integral part of whatever it is. You desensitize the public with propaganda, movies, stories, and engineered disasters. You make everyone believe that nothing like that could EVER happen, because they made a movie about it, or it was told in a story book!! However the truth of the matter is well known, although the sad part is everyone thinks it is a work of Hollywood. You take someones personal tragedy and turn it into a movie of the week, for nothing more than ratings and money!!! You Tread on your fellow beings, rather than help. You constantly think "what do I get out of this?" Your world is in a sad state of affairs, and it is spiraling out of control! It is Truly amazing to me that you haven't all destroyed yourselves yet. You're petty bickering will only lead to one end, and hopefully you all know what that is. You have all become greedy, selfish, lustful beings, and this will NOT stand!! It brings to mind a story from one of your most popular books, about two towns, whose unruliness and horrors rivaled your own, and we all know what happened to them!! I will leave you all with a message to those that think they are in power over this world. You are sadly mistaken, there is a higher power, and your illusion of control will quickly come to an end! (Disclaimer: ummm C.I.A., N.S.A., Billderburg group, F.E.M.A., and anyone else i for got that is an acronym....this is just for fun...please don't send someone to kill me in my sleep!!)

Mars Probe on Probation?? (Redacted for your protection)

So apparently the "people in charge" at N.A.S.A. would have us believe that they obviously don't have a clue as to what their jobs are or how to do them!! I'm sure you all have heard, or read, or are aware in some way of the Mars Recon Orbiter, orbiting and taking pictures, of the Red Planet. Apparently, these cutting edge machines are bought at the good will store, sent to N.A.S.A., taken apart, shaken up in a bag, then put back together again!! I was reading an interresting article the other day about how "Sunburst Radiation", and "Cosmic Rays" caused some malfuctions in the operating systems of the above mentioned orbiter, over and over and over....ummm and over again. I don't buy it....sorry guys, gals, greys...whatever....first off we're not that stupid, and secondly, I know for a fact that Cosmic Rays gave the fantastic four their powers....So they can't be bad!!!! But I digress...and seriously, you would think that N.A.S.A. would plan for little things like cosmic rays in outer space?? Who would've thought that they would miss something like that??!! With all these "malfunctions" on supposedly cutting edge, top of the line space equipment, it causes one to wonder. They, and I say "they" as an all-inclusive, conspiracy related term...(you know who you are!!) They can't honestly expect the public to believe that a mult-millon dollar piece of technology, created by arguably the smartest people on the face of the earth, malfunctions on a regular basis can they??!! I mean SERIOUSLY....c'mon Bilderberg Group, F.E.M.A., C.I.A., N.S.A., with your black helicopters, and you're worldwide influence....honestly, you can do better than that can't ya???!!! Oh well....I guess they will continue to treat the general public like mushrooms(feed them crap, and keep them in the dark) until the end of time! all for now

CrashTest and BurnBarrel

So I was thinking about something today, as I was reading an old newspaper. I happen to come across the front page, as one does, and to my suprise a rather young man had won the lottery...a sweet and nice and don't forget cool....232 million dollars. YAAAY, and good for him and all that rot. What kinda caught my eye, is the fact that he only got to keep 88 mil of it??!!! Hmmmm, I guess those lump sum payouts aren't what they used to be!! Now don't get me wrong, 88 mil is nothing to sneeze at, but C"MON that's not even half!!!! How much does the I.R.S. need.....REALLY??!!! I suppose they left themselves a little short bailing out all those fortune 500 companies, and needed to restock their kickback accounts!!! I'm not even gonna go into the deep dark corners, and discuss where that money REALLY goes!! (at least not right now, im too tired!!) So for right now, I think I will finish watching Angels and Demons.....and Terminator Salvation, and get a little shut eye, there's always time to rip on the government at a later date!!! Oh and when this gets read by the ESCHELON program, try not to get your panties in a bunch, and for GODS SAKE.....lighten up a bit!!!! I'm sure YOU wouldn't want the ppl you work with reading YOUR e'mail!!! all for now